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Thursday, October 4, 2012

Can you explain

I'm off on a jaunt but I will leave you some food for thought.........
 



Why do women have to open their mouth to put on mascara?
 

 
 

Why don't you ever see a headline that reads "Psychic wins Lottery"?
 
 
 

 
 
 
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor
and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
 
 
 
 
 


Why this is called "rush hour"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
If flying is so safe.......why do they call the airport 

the terminal?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
and lastly I finally found the answer,
Con is opposite of pro right......
that is why congress is opposite of progress!
 





 

4 comments:

Bev said...

Love them all!!:)

Rosalind Adam said...

I love these. Yes, I do that mascara thing... And why DON'T sheep shrink. All my jumpers do.

Chatty Crone said...

Why don't they win the lottery?

Lady Di Tn said...

Have a good time and you did give us some real things to ponder. Peace