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Friday, October 22, 2010

Senior Health Care solution--according to Maxine

So you're a Senior citizen and the government says no health-care for you, what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives.

Of course this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care you need? New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. And you can take all those college classes you never had time for...free! And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore and some states even allow you to vote so you can still have your say.

Is this a great country or what?!!



3 comments:

Chatty Crone said...

Whew - it is something to think about isn't it?

sandie

Granny Annie said...

"Maxine for President!"

Lady Di Tn said...

LOL after hassling with the Insurance Company last week, I am ready to get my gun and four bullets. It will be a hard task to pick only four. Shucks. Peace