Chuckles

Two brothers age 4 and 6 decided one evening that they were old enough now to swear, the older one said he was going to say “hell” and the younger one said he was going to say “Damn”. They next morning they went down for breakfast and Mother cheerfully asked the 6 year old what kind of cereal he would like for breakfast and he replied “Oh, what the hell, I think I’ll have cheerios”. Mom yanked him out of his chair and up the stairs and gave him a good scolding. She came back down and asked his brother and what would you like for breakfast? He replied “It’s for Damn sure not going to be cheerios!”