Why do women have to open their mouth to put on mascara?
Why don't you ever see a headline that reads "Psychic wins Lottery"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor
and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why this is called "rush hour"
Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe.......why do they call the airport
and lastly I finally found the answer,
Con is opposite of pro right......
that is why congress is opposite of progress!