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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand, pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter:




"Want Coffee."






The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.

The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the Buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to spatter everywhere and then just walks out.


The next morning the Indian returns.


He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other....


He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter
"Want Coffee."


The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto!" We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"


The Indian smiles and proudly says......




"Training for position in Untied States Congress:
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave the mess for other to clean up, disappear for rest of day."

6 comments:

Chatty Crone said...

Oh my goodness I am so laughing out loud! sandie

Lady Di Tn said...

LOL The chief has it spot on. Peace

Granny Annie said...

Too funny! Too true!

Granny Annie said...

Also I did a brief review of your book again on my blog today along with a couple of others.

寧年 said...

Offence is the best defence.............................................................

Marie said...

Thanks for a good laugh! That was a really good one!
Love,
Marie