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Tuesday, September 8, 2009

I've decided

In my next life....I want to be a bear.

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. you do nothing but sleep for six. months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup.....Gonna be a bear.


Nancy said...

I loved this post!

It sounds like the perfect life until you consider you could end up as a rug. ;o)

Lady Di Tn said...

Oh dear one you are absolutely very entertaining. I will laugh the rest of the day after reading this. Go Bear Go!!!!!Peace

Mevely317 said...

This is sooo funny, Monica! Sign me up for bear-hood, will ya?

Chatty Crone said...

Me too - wait a minute - maybe I already am a bear - let me check.

Granny J said...

A very excellent life philosophy.

Farmchick said...

I am all for the bearhood, except I don't wanna be a rug.

Granny Annie said...

Who of you does not fully realize that you are already a RUG?

Oh Monica, this is a GREAT post. Did you make this up? I hurt from laughing.

Changes in the wind said...

Gee guys I am so glad I posted was in my archives of things people have emailed me though the years that I enjoyed...I'm not clever enough to have made it up myself:):)